Syfy’s magical adventure show has critics and audiences everywhere wondering how the wondrous world of magic could ever turn out to be such a killer. Most people either find the show addictive or polarizing. it’s like that moment you first discover sex. It creeps you out, but you

*WARNING SOME SPOILERS AHEAD*

Your roommate will always be a DICK.

Penny and Quentin are always at odds with each other however, they seem to be less hapless than usual when they’re attempting to work together.

Ghosts have more power than you realize.

Spirits at unrest are brimming with the frustrations they couldn’t work out in their previous lives. Ghosts in this series have no problem slitting your throat.

The teachers are bat-shit.

I’m not much of a taker, but if any of my teachers ever performed a spell to keep my mouth closed, there will be repurcussions.

Your childhood safe haven is a hellhole.

I’m sure we have all imagined what life would be like if we lived in the world Narnia or attended Hogwarts, but even the perils in those lands pale in comparison to the god who created that world taking a dump in the wellspring where all magic comes from.

Your childhood hero is a pedophile.

Need I say more.

The love of your life will die (maybe by your own hand).

Nobody wants to kill their significant other and rarely do we have to. Haven’t we learned anything from Buffy?

You might be trapped in a time loop.

Quentin and the gang had 39 times to kill the beast and no one gave them a heads up. Jane Chatwin changed only one thing for each time loop and guess what, everybody still died. The current lineup of magicians are constantly trying to avoid death. I wonder how long they’ll last?

Magical Semen.

In order to kill the beast you must ingest…insert dirty joke here.

Magical deities are up to no good.

He literally took a dump in the source of all magic.

The bad guy has an incredible singing voice.

It’s hard to take him seriously after learning this man actually conquered a magical kingdom (Hopefully not through song).